bowling and half naked women.

YAY BLOG!!!!!

so this is awesome. because instead of doing something normal like going out and getting smashed at 2pm, the people i work with have decided we have to go bowling. great. why dont we just play football? because sports and me get along REALLY well. im gonna have to go with the original plan and get drunk anyways. then not only can i be the youngest one there, i can be the newest one in the office, the worst at bowling, and the randomly wasted one. CLASS ACT.

this woman who is pregnant suggested bowling in the first place.
my boss suggested happy hour and dinner.
see, i think dinner would have been great, because then
1. it wouldnt involve me looking like a total asshole in public in front of people im kinda still trying to make a good impression on
2. the pregnant chick could eat, i mean, come on i'm sure she would love that
3. the rest of us could get drunk so we're not AWKWARDLY STANDING AROUND like "uhh so uh...its uh...its nice outside today".

the last time i went bowling i was on an incredible amount of illegal stimulants. athletes get in trouble if they use them because it gives them an unfair advantage. i was AWFUL. like, chock full of uppers and my score was like 13. im not even kidding.

so theres my anxiety for the 10 - 11 am timeframe. yesss.

its ok though because i have to (yes, *have to*...i was told by the head of creative that i needed to. and hey, cant argue with a boss) watch the victorias secret special in a few minutes. because watching previously aired specials of hot half naked women is apparently part of my job.

...along with getting incredibly emotionally invested in gossip girl, but shhhhhh.